At work, the rate for 
a thousand words is
30 bucks, pre-tax.

Subjects to claim
include: “Do dogs pee 
and poop together?”

“Best VR Sex Toyz”
[sic], “Pulsar 1200K”,
“Re: Attached Below”,

And, unsettlingly,
“Is America 
OK?”

Concisely put: “No.”
But, for those who write,
They must show, not tell.

So, they sit confined
To chairs, shuffling 
Ink across a page,

Painting pictures on
Toilet etiquette
For pups and how the
Union fairs today.

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